Teens can you help me with this?

well, i was traveling in a fried out combie, on a trail i suppose hippies used, then i met a strange lady who made me nervous then she took me in to her place and made me breakfast. then she said "do you come from the land down under? where women glow and men plunder?" then we both saw a storm coming, and she said "can't you hear the thunder? you had better run and take cover." so i left her place, and went to brussels, where i bought bread from this man who looked about six foot four, and he was very muscular. And when I said "Do you speak my language?" but then he just smiled and gave me a vegemite sandwich. then he said "i come from a land down under where beer flows and men chunder" then another random storm came through so i left again and traveled to bombay, where i found a den and decided to stay there for a while, but my jaw was slack and i didn't have much to say. Then i said to the man there "Are you trying to tempt me, because i come from the land of plenty?" then he asked me (heres the part where it gets odd) " Do you come from the land down under? Where the women glow and men plunder?" and so here I was thinking, that woman asked me that earlier. So another storm rolls in and he says "You better run and take cover, thats what we do in the land down under" okay so what was up with this?